13 Things i have learned from cartoons

SPONGEBOB 1. After trying something and failing never give up(boating license) 2. Invisible paint stains clothes 3. If your neighbor acts like he hates you, then that probably means he hates you 4. Being normal means being boring. Family guy 5.If your knee hurts it best to sit on the sidewalk and hold it for 10 minutes. 6.If you fight your enemy(the giant chicken), its best to destroy the city in the process. 7.If you're an alcoholic dog, then your best friend is probably a talking baby scientist.\ American dad 8.I'm pretty sure i asked for pecan sandies. 9.Never trust a nazi fish. Bugs bunny 10.Question authority first; then ask good questions like, “What’s up Doc?” 11.Know when its,"wabbit season" 12."love conquers thy enemy" 13.Taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque will end you in awkward postions