Bird murderer

A few days ago it was my dads birthday, so being the awesome person i am, i took him to eat and do stuff since im broke. I also told him that since its his birthday, i'd drive him everywhere. He was having a good time i took him out to eat and we got cake etc. on the way home from Gastonia, i was driving down 3-21, there wasn't much traffic. There was very few cars on the road because it was a weekday i suppose, but right before I exited a bird thought it would be a good day to go meet the grill of my truck...i dont know what it was thinking, with all the room in the sky it just swooped down and i hit it. Me being an animal lover felt like crap. It all worked out though because i earned my new nickname (bird murderer). yay.